I could give a rat's ass (technical term) what your political affiliation is. But I have just been notified that the State of California, which is giving people they owe money to pieces of paper stamped "I.O.U.", is throwing a concert/funeral/tribute to one Michael Joseph Jackson. You know what it's costing? $4mm. You know who they want to pay for it? You. As in, there's a website where they are asking for donations to pay for this thing today.
Again, I don't care what your politics are or whether or not you liked MJ. I was known to try and spin like him when I was a kid. I loved that early Jackson 5 stuff! But you're telling me that some extracurricular activities at a few schools, or free meals for the elderly, or debt service couldn't be a better use of $4mm that they don't even HAVE?!?!?
You wanna be an A-1 monkey business assclown of the year? Give money to this "cause". I'd love to hear from you residents of California on this matter as your taxes go up.


I agree whole heartedly. This is stupidity run amok. Basially a bailout for the Jackson 4 paid for by California.
It was only a month ago M.J. was fodder for 6:00 news.
Media should be honest, They don't give a rat's ass about the gloved one, but rather the huge advertiser fees raked in.
There are 100 more important things that should be covered; Like the clowns in Albany, the Hittler wannabe serving as President of Iran, the list is long.
Posted by: anon | July 07, 2009 at 08:35 PM
that could be your best William!
Posted by: eric | July 07, 2009 at 07:07 PM
Oh come on, get in the cash burning spirit!!!
HANK’S: “BAIL OUT!”
(”Beat It” Michael Jackson)
WilliamBanzai7
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkGOiS75Lwk
[1st Verse]
They Told Him We Don’t Burn Taxpayer Cash Around Here
Don’t Wanna See Your Face, You Better Disappear
The Fire In Their Eyes And Their Words Are Really Clear
So Bail Out, Just Bail Out
[2nd Verse]
You Better Run, You Better Do What You Can
Don’t Wanna See No Market Blood, Want to Be A Market Man
You Wanna Be Tough, Better Do What You Can
So Bail Put, But You Wanna Be Bad
[Chorus]
Just Bail Out, Bail Out, Bail Out, Bail Out
No One Wants TARP To Be Defeated
Shovlin’ Funky Subprime Finance Is Your Fight
It Doesn’t Matter Who’s Wrong Or Right
Just Bail Out, Bail Out
Just Bail Out, Bail Out
[3rd Verse]
The GOP fringe is Out To Get You, Better Leave While You Can
Don’t Wanna Be A Wall Street Boy, You Wanna Be A Beltway Man
You Wanna Stay Alive, Better Do What You Can
So Bail Out, Just Bail Out
[4th Verse]
You Have To Show Them That You Really are Scared
They’re Playin’ With Market Napalm, This Ain’t No Truth Or Dare
They’ll Kick You, Then They Beat You,
Then They’ll Tell You It’s Fair
So Bail Out, But You Wanna Be Bad
[Chorus]
Just Bail Out, Bail Out, Bail Out, Bail Out
No One Wants TARP To Be Defeated
Shovlin’ Funky Subprime Finance Is Your Fight
It Doesn’t Matter Who’s Wrong Or Right
[Chorus]
Just Bail Out, Bail Out, Bail Out, Bail Out
Posted by: williambanzai7 | July 07, 2009 at 05:35 PM
Big E, if we gave the old man Joe Jackson 50k, he'd figure out a way to make that happen!
Posted by: eric | July 07, 2009 at 04:21 PM
Wouldn't it be something if MJ 'popped' out of his casket and did a moonwalk?
I'm bad? You know it
The ULTIMATE entertainer!
California downgraded by Fitch to BBB, Negative watch
Gotta love this country!
Posted by: Big E in NYC | July 07, 2009 at 03:11 PM