Editor's Note--I gather some of the fine folks on the world wide web have some difficulty hitting this website when we use the spelled out name "B-g D--k", when our pigskin prognosticator to the rich and famous, and poor and infamous, makes his predictions. Therefore, starting this week we will use the new term to describe him, "Large Richard". This should allow you all to get around any silly firewalls, preventing you from getting the liquid gold, that are these choices. As I have stated to some of you earlier this week, what's in a name? After all, when you get the winners like Big D gives em, you can call him anything you want. But "Sir" or "Your Highness" or "Big Kahuna" are the preferred salutations. No let's get to the loooooong awaited 2011 season of picking!! Take it away, Big Kahuna!!--R.B.
Richie, it's soooooo good to get back. We have 3 college plays today and 3 pro plays tomorrow! The best time of the year! In our first investment of the year, all this talk about Big Kahuna--Kahuna, of course, meaning "expert in his field", in HAWAIIan--has gotten us looking at the RAINBOW WARRIORS of OAHU. Did you know that some funny insiders think there's a chance that HAWAI'I goes UNDEFEATED this year? You know what Big D thinks is funny? That HAWAII is getting 6.5 points at washington on Saturday. Mr Oddsmaker certainly doesn't think HAWAII is going undefeated. Well, Mr. Oddsmaker, Mahalo (thank you in HAWAIIAN). Take the generous points with the RAINBOWS. The better/bettor team.
The team that HAWAII beat last week was COLORADO. Clearly, Mr. Oddsmaker has no faith in them as they stand 6.5 point dogs at HOME to cal. cal is ok. Not great. Just good. And a very bad road favorite. Too many pal. Too many. Take The BUFFALOES of COLORADO.
Finally, such an overvalued team, so little time. Actually there's plenty of time. Its only Game 2 for these annual underachievers that is LOVED by the public. I'm talking about southern cal. Yep usc. They play a sneaky good UTAH UTE team now coached by former offensive coordinator of usc, Norm Chow. Offensive mastermind. UTAH may win outright. Oh they are GETTING 10 points. Hahahahaha! Take!
So in our inaugural 2011 football bulletin, LARGE RICHARD says, ALOOOOOOOOOOOOHA with HAWAII+6.5 @ washington, COLORADO+6.5 vs california, UTAH+10 @ usc. Oh lookie here, an anti-Pac 10 parlay. How quaint! Good luck and god bless.