Big D Is Having MORE Than A Gay Ol' Time

Ecitor's Note--Well, for those of you who thought Big D was taking the laaaaaaaazy way out last week in the college by REPEATING his picks from the week before? If that's lazy, that's what I wanna be. He didn't completely repeat one thing though. Instead of going 2-1, he went 3-0. Now, how lazy do YOU feel if you didn't take his money making advice? Now get your ass off the couch, and come listen. Maybe you will learn somethin'. Go Large Richard. Tell us 3 more fantastic college winners for the week, please--R.B.

Ha! Lazy?! Yes, that's a good one. But may we also respond to those comments with, "PERFECT". And if by chance, we told you to take the SAME teams again this week, what would you be doing? Well, you would NOT be lazy, because you would be RUNNING (not walking) to the wagering windows to get your action down, right? Of course you would. Well guess what? We aren't doing that this week. But Big D has your full attention now, doesn't he?! Yes he does.  

Don't look now, but the GOOOPHERSSSS of MINNESOOOOODA are 4-0. For some reason Iowa is favored. Maybe it's because Iowa is home. 7 points though? Not with Big D's money. Take!

AKRON and Miami-Ohio arent going to be winning the national championship this season. The ZIPS of AKRON (love that name) are at least home. They also happen to be getting 5 points at home. Well, in the battle of the bottom of the barrel, we will take the points. Take!

Finally, in our "Anti-Miami" parlay, we will go against the "u" (little u, this year) of Miami in Florida. They are favored by a mere 2.5 points to NC STATE. Looking fishy, yes? The WOLFPACK of NC STATE, a very solid 65% cover machine, as a dog, under Coach O'BRIEN. This one looks too funny to not ponce upon it. So , yet again, take!!

So the snappy, happy recap: MINNESOTA+7 @ Iowa, AKRON+5 vs Miami-Oh, and NC STATE+2.5 @ Miami-Fl. Tomorrow, we will go after the NFL. Your bookie is about to cringe as you go make your investments. Again. Good luck and god bless.

Now you wanna talk about lazy? How about these guys. That's lazy.