Editor's Note--Well, some funky things occured last Sunday to cause a 1-2 NFL Week 16 performance. Big D is seething. You know your bookie is running now. Whatchu got Large Richard?--R.B.
Anger doesn't explain the half of it, Richie. We are gonna make this short and sweet. Happy New Year and all that other junk to all of youse and yah fambulies. Here goes.
What 3 teams KNOW for SURE they dont get to the playoffs if they lose this Sunday? Why it's the Giants, Bears, and Cowboys that's who. You can do all kinds of other analysis paralysis, scenarios, matchups, what ifs, etc. We will be doing this:
EAGLES+7 @ Ny Giants, LIONS+3 vs Chicago, and REDSKINS -3 vs Dallas. And you might want to wait till the last minute with that REDSKINS game. Washington could be in no matter what. Win or lose. By gametime. In which case when the game means EVERYTHING for Dallas and not much for the SKINS, then? Well, then, take the SKINS with 2 hands AND 2 feet!
Good luck. God bless. And hopefully you dont NEED things as much as these teams above, and this guy below. NEEEEEEEEEEED. Indeed.