Editor's Note--Well 3-3 for us last weekend. In pretty much the opposite way from the week before. The MAC football teams did ka-ka (technical term) on Saturday, but then Big D stormed back on Sunday and nearly pulled off a hat trick. However, he ended up Even Steven again, and he is none too pleased. But luckily he's come out of his dark chambers, and he's ready to rumble, yet again. Without further "a do-do", let's have the 6 winners Le Grande D--R.B.
Yes Richie, 3-3 again......Grrrrr.....Here we go
Not much is back to normal in and around the Carolinas these days. However, CHARLOTTE is going to umass to play a football game as scheduled. Sure, the 49ERS havent really had a normal practice schedule for awhile, but this 1-3 umass team, who was destroyed last week by FIU, has NO BUSINESS laying 7.5 points to ANYONE. Look for a solid team effort from the visitors. Takey. Takey.
New TEXAS A&M coach JIMBO FISHER said if his AGGIES can pull the upset at bama, he will become a vegan for a year!!! Can you imagine missing out on all that wonderful Texas BBQ food?!?! And dont laugh too loud about their chances. They are ranked 22nd in the country and knocked off the tide a few years back. Oh the line? 26. Ya. Us too. Take.
Finally, they had high hopes for Arizona and no hopes for OREGON STATE before the season began. Guess what? They're both 1-2. Guess what else? This game is at the BEAVERS. Guess what else else? Arizona lays 6.5. Guess what else else else? We're taking the home dog OREGONIANS! You are welcome.
Now in the NFL, we have some "less than respectful" lines. The first of which is INDY+6.5 at Philthadelphia. The Eags seemed to have lost a bit of a spark since their Championship. Now they are putting in their long time injured QB Carson Wentz in. No pressure Wentz, but if you throw a quick pick 6 or something? This crowd is famous for booing Santa Claus and pelting him with snowballs. It could get ugly, early. Can't you hear the "We Want Foles!" chants? Oh, we can. Steady ANDREW LUCK has the COLTS believing again. The INDY defense is improved too. The fishy 6.5 line? Less than respectful. We will take the points, pal.
Yes, this isn't the best start for the GIANTS. Yes, they have not great offensive play protecting their old QB. Yes, the fans are writing them off. But you know what happened this week? That old QB started YELLING at people. On his team. And the coaching staff!! Go get em EEEEEEEELLLLiiiiiiii! And they are playing the also bad starting texans who are also 0-2. A sneaky 6 points with the G-MEN? This one smells closer than that. We take!
Finally, everyone has heard the expression "the team quit on me". Well, in our sole NFL loss last week that literally happened. You saw that right? At halftime, a BILLS cornerback, looking at another blowout loss, QUIT! Like I don't want the money, fame, etc of being in the NFL, on this rag-a-muffin BUFFALO team! Never saw that in the pros. BUFFALO promptly came to some sort of life and "only" lost 30-21.....Now this week they get 16.5 to the Vikes. Really? 16.5 in an NFL game? Really?!? Ok we will stop playing them for a bit if they don't cover this week, but that's just too juicy for us. BUFFALO plus the points. What's the over/under on guys quitting this week?!?
So the "still angry" happy recap: Saturday: CHARLOTTE+7.5 at zoomass, TEXAS A&M VEGANS+26 @ alabama, OREGON STATE+6.5 vs Arizona, Sunday: INDIANAPOLIS+6.5 @ Philly, NY GIANTS+6 @ houston, and BUFFALO+16.5 @ minnesooooodaaaa.
Good luck and god bless. And speaking of vegans, this song actually hit the top 10 in 1976. Richie, you have a peasant shirt yes? Enjoy.