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See What Happens if You Don't Modify a Delinquent Mortgage!

Forget about paying servicers $1,000 bucks to modify a loan and then $1,000 a year for three years if the loan stays current!  How about if you don't modify a delinquent mortgage you can get "DRAGGED TO HELL!  I couldn't wait till this movie came out BEFORE knowing that it starts with a loan officer kicking a poor old lady to the curb!  This is awesome.  I wonder if the FHA financed part of this picture?  The clip is scary so don't let the kiddies see, or at least tell them that the same thing can happen to them if they don't pick the toilet seat up before peeing!

More Fun With New Hollywood Comedy "The International"! (This was too easy)

We've been having fun with the new Clive Owen film, "The International".  It is supposed to be the story of a geniusly evil bank who controls the world.  Considering the state of the world's "real life" global banks, it's pretty damn funny.

Anyway, I was watching the commercial for the movie just now and there's a piece where Clive Owen says, "I wish we had just one way to bring this bank down!"  Hey Clive....here's ten!!

         

       

Bob Rubin, Chuck Prince, John Mack, Fred Goodwin, Jimmy Cayne, John Mack, John Thain, Ken Lewis,

Marcel Ospel, Stan O'Neal

Hollywood Coming Out With Blockbuster Fantasy- Comedy "The International". A Smart Global Bank!!

How deliciously funny is this?  A big blockbuster movie is coming out called "The International".  A major global bank uses its evil brilliance and brutal efficiency to do all sorts of bad things throughout the world.  HAH HAH HAH!!!  Talk about Hollywood being out of touch.  The last two years have proved, beyond the shadow of a doubt that our global banks can't walk and chew gum at the same time let alone control the world.....at least deliberately!  In fact, our global "powerhouse" banks have shown us that by sheer incompetence and stupidity they can do FAR more damage to the world, flushing $ trillions down the toilet, than they could as evil geniuses!  Thank you Hollywood, we need good laughs in these troubled times.  Here's the preview and the trailer

In The International, Interpol Agent Louis Salinger and Manhattan Assistant District Attorney Eleanor Whitman are determined to bring to justice one of the world's most powerful banks. Uncovering illegal activities including money laundering, arms trading, and the destabilization of governments, Salinger and Whitman's investigation takes them from Berlin to Milan to New York and to Istanbul. Finding themselves in a high-stakes chase across the globe, their relentless tenacity puts their own lives at risk as the bank will stop at nothing - even murder - to continue financing terror and war.

In Honor of Even the SLIGHTEST Possibility They Make "Wall Street II"

Please Lord, let them get the funding for "Wall Street II".  It is almost guaranteed to be horrible to the point that it will be as funny as watching "Super Troopers" or "Biodome"!