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October 07, 2008

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williambanzai7

BAIL, BAIL, BAIL (the Men of Goldman Sachs)
(Beer, Beer, Beer (Charlie Mochs) Irish drinking song)
WilliamBanzai7

Sing along Laddies and Lassies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9G-Np1HB9M

1,2,3 Bail, Bail, Bail

A long time ago, way back in Bailout history,
When the best game in town was was schtupping AIG,
A long came a bank by the name of Goldmen Sachs,
And they invented a wonderful drink, and they made it out of subprime schlock.

Chorus:
Hey! they must have been bailout criminals, subprime sultans and/or PONZI kings,
And for them praise those busted bankers shall always sing;
Look at what they've done for us, they've filled Uncle Sam up with bailout beer,
Lord, bless those men of Goldman Sachs who invented...
Bailout Beer Beer Beer taxpayer Bail, Bail, Bail...

The Goldman pub, the Wall Street Inn, the AIG black hole in the wall as well
One thing you can be sure of, it's Hank Paulsen's bailout beer they sell;
So all you busted bailed out bankers, at eleven o'clock you stop,
For five short seconds, remember the men of Goldman Sachs!

One... two... three... four... five...

Repeat Chorus

A busted hedge, a barrel of toxic asset slop, stir it around with a stick,
Just the type of lubrication to make your networth sink;
Another trillion dollars of TARP wallop will keep alive those bailout hacks,
It's only eighty cents halpenny a pint, but a trillion more in tax.

One... two... three... four... five...

Hey! they must have been bailout criminals, subprime sultans and/or PONZI kings,
And for them praise those busted bankers shall always sing;
Look at what they've done for us, they've filled Uncle Sam up with bailout beer,
Lord, bless those men of Goldman Sachs who invented...
Bailout Beer Beer Beer taxpayer Bail, Bail, Bail...

The men of Goldman Sox!

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