Banzai News Reports AIG Can Build Financial Atomic Bomb!

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BANZAI7 NEWS WATCH--AIG CAN BUILD A FINANCIAL ATOMIC BOMB

MARCH 1, 2009

WASHINGTON — The United States now believes that American International Group has amassed enough weapons grade credit default derivatives material that with further putrification could be used to build a financial atomic bomb (FAB), a spokesman for the Pentagon/Treasury Department FWMD joint task force declared Sunday.

The statement went further than previous, official judgments of the AIG FAB threat, and it essentially confirmed a new report by the United Nations FWMD watchdog agency, which found that AIG had enough derivative materials to build a global financial doomsday device. “We think they do, quite frankly,” the representative said on “State of the Union” on CNBC. “And AIG having a financial nuclear weapon, I’ve believed for a long time, is a very, very bad outcome for the US economy and for the world.”

 

 

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Your title is safe. Song lyrics are clever, but not funny. Different strokes, I guess.

[axel]

but it is ok to let goldman off. right? freaking hypocrite scambags.