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April 27, 2009

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Jobina

Hi everyone. I cannot believe that the inscrutable universe turns on an axis of suffering; surely the strange beauty of the world must somewhere rest on pure joy! Help me! Looking for sites on: Stock market etf. I found only this - french stock market. Another portion goes to buying things. However, how all these factors play out on a short term basis is real tough call. Waiting for a reply :rolleyes:, Jobina from Zealand.

williambanzai7

Reuters--Undisclosed sources have disclosed that North Korean leader Kim Jong IL is a bondholder of General Motors. The disclosures also indicate that Kim was a big purchaser of Chrysler and GM credit default swaps in trades opposite American International Group.

Knowledgeable unknown sources indicate that Dear Leader will lose his shirt if GM files for Chapter 11 as expected on June 1. Intelligence analysts suspect that the controversy created by North Korean missile launches and bomb tests is actually an elaborate smoke screen for a new kind of derivative instrument called a Kimchee put. Dear leader was once heard commenting: "FWMD, do we have that?"

When asked about credit default trades with North Korea, AIG CEO Ed Liddy said: "I will have to look into it."

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marlene and dave

danny gans is amorte? pardo me, gracie.

williambanzai7

HAPPY MAY DAY MONKEY BUSINESS!

THE BAILOUT INTERNATIONALE
(The Socialist Internationale)
Komrad WilliamBanzai7

Sing along:

Euro Babble Version: http://tr.youtube.com/watch?v=GvXBNnpHFDI

English Version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DTbashsKic

Arise ye prisoners of Wall Street blunders
Arise ye victims of greed and Wall Street want
For simple reason in revolt now thunders
And at last comes the age of the bailed out banker hunt.
Away with all those quantitative superstitions
Investor masses arise, arise
We'll change henceforth the old Wall Street scamster tradition
And spurn the securitised dust to win the prize.

Chorus
So market comrades, come rally
And the Wall Street bailout fight let us now face
The Bailout Internationale unites the investor human race.
So market comrades, come rally
Don't let that TARP dough disappear without a trace
The Bailout Internationale unites the investor human race.

No more deluded by fomulaic hocus pocus distraction
On tyrant CEOs only we'll make market war
The 401k holders too will take evasive action
They'll break ranks and pay their feckless brokers no more
And if those Banker cannibals keep trying
To sacrifice our dwindling wealth to their stubborn Wall Street pride
They soon shall hear the anti-bailout bullets flying
We'll kick those lowdown scheming nitwits in their lowdown scheming backsides.

Repeat Chorus

No free market saviour from on high delivers
No faith have we in principles of self regulating fear
On their thieving banker hands the chains must shiver
Chains of selfish greed and foolish fear
E'er those low down banker thieves will disappear with their bailout booty
And keep it all for their scrappy lot.
Each at the anti-bailout forge must do their duty
And we'll strike while the regulatory iron is hot.

marlene and dave

also like the way obama ducked any responsibility as commie in chief on the massive clusterf*ck yesterday over the statue of lliberty. real man. a leader. an experienced statesman. nice job. "it wasn't my fault, but i won't fire anyone either. instead, i'll do what i do best: say words in my nice speaking voice!"

marlene and dave

agree w/chris. more please.

chris wilson

looking good, necesito mas

g

Just watched. Props for the illustrations! Looking forward to the next episode...

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Nice job, gentlemen.

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