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December 16, 2009

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divvytrader

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in the office of new BAC CEO Brian Moynihan

Moynihan : yes , this is Brian

caller : hello Brian , its Vikram Pandit ....... i just wanted to call to say con------

Moynihan : who the hell are you , Pandit ..... i didn't order Indian food today .

Pandit : huh ? Brian ... this is Vikram Pandit ..... CEO of Citibank

Moynihan : yeah right ..... and i'm the mayor of Dublin Ireland too .......

Pandit : hey asshole , i was calling to congratulate you on your new job but ....

( Moynihan calling to his assistant " hey , who is CEO of Citi ? ..... what ?? it really is an indian dude? .... oh crap )

Moynihan : Pandit .... Pandit ... my apologies ......... i had you mixed up with somebody else ...........

Pandit : lemme get this straight ...... BAC just appointed a guy to run biggest bank in USA who has no clue who his competing CEO are ?

Moynihan : easy Vikram ....... i ran consumer banking here ... and with CEO's at banks like revolving doors of late , rather hard to keep track , ya know ......... besides , you sound a bit like Ramesh down at the Tandoori Kitchen and ..... hey , would you like to grab some lunch there one day ?

Pandit : Thanx but i'll take a rain check until you catch up on what major bank CEO should know before offered the job .....


Moynihan : easy Pandit ........ with your lump of turd secondary yesterday swirling in the toilet just over $3 , i wouldn't start lectureing me .

Pandit : uh ... Brian .... speaking of lump of turd secondaries ? at least mine is still above secondary price .... or did you even know you guys sold a trillion shares recently at $15 ....


Moynihan : hey my turbaned one ........ at least i'm gonna get a monster bonus next year and won't have to take Geithner's call like he's my wife .............. and when your stock is down to 25 cents and you need a loan ? go call Dimon pal ......... he'll pick the coins off your eyes in the grave


Pandit : F*** off , buddy ....... with the government behind us , we're bullet proof ......... when CMBS start imploding and your zillion dollar jumbo home loans start doing implosions and Geithner calls to ask what i think , i'll tell him to pull the handle and let the bowl empty with you in it !



...... and so another day in the never ending saga " As The Banks Burn " comes to an end

WL

lol great stuff Richie!

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